*What Makes You Beautiful - getting the girl
NaNaNa - having a fight, breaking up
Gotta Be You - getting the girl back
Another World - make up sex
*What Makes You Beautiful is that you Gotta Be You and One Thing I want More Than This is to stay Up All Night with you. I Wish you would Tell Me A Lie that you weren’t Taken. I Want Everything About You. I’d make the Same Mistakes if I Save You Tonight. But you Stole My Heart so Stand Up and remember these Moments.
*They’re amaZAYN. You must be in deNIALL if you don’t like 1D. So, stop being a PAYNE, and HARRY up and love them. Or else, you’ll just look RidicuLOUIS.
*I’m inzayn, so let malik you up and down ;)
*Harry has taken a trip down Madison Avenue and been to Caroline Crescent, but he’ll always go back to Louis Lane
*Zayn is Amazayn, Louis is Fabulouis, Niall is Phenomeniall, Liam is Brilliam & Harry is Extraordinharry.
*One Direction Academy
Principle: Simon Cowell
Teachers: Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Niall Horan
Substitutes: Danielle Peazer and Eleanor Calder
Detention: sitting with Caroline Flack
Maths: Learning the 1D math song and figuring it out.
Science: finding out what your kids with the boys will look like by using modern technology
English: Writing Fanfics
History: learning about the 1D boys’ family history
Geography: learning about England and Ireland
Music: learning how to play/sing their songs on various instruments
Drama: learning how to make video diaries and reenacting them
Physical Education: exercise by dancing (inbetweeners’ dance, pat the dog dance, screw the light bulb dance, stop the traffic dance, etc)
Business Studies: calculating sales totals
Marketing: promote their album
Agriculture: taking care of turtles and cats
IT: making GIFs, usage of Tumblr and Twitter
School Transportation: 1D School Bus, Magic Carpet, Wardrobes (for Narnian residents)
Uniform: 1D Merchandise, Toms, Supras, suspenders, varsity jackets, polos, blazers, striped shirts, rolled up jeans, chinos or no clothing at all during special occasions